chops off hands
DEVON YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
[[ ……… suddenly a messy nosebleed
I’M GONNA TAKE THIS AS A HINT THAT I SHOULD GET OFF OF MY BUTT
and go shower ]]
[[ now I want pie ]]
offtovisityourgreatgrandmother:
You hid under my bed.
T҉ơ̛ b͞ęt҉t̷é͢r̷͝͏ ̛d͘͝i͜s҉͘͘p̨͜e҉nś̶e̴͝͞ l̡o̡͜͞t̛̀i̶͏̸o̴̢̢ns͠,͜͡ my f͏͞r̢i͡enn̵͜͜nn͜d̨.̴͘͞
… you’re supposed to be a spy, but you have the worst excuses.
offtovisityourgreatgrandmother:
(I WAS REALLY CONFUSED AT FIRST I was like “wait did I miss something I DON’T REMEMBER THIS EVER HAPPENING oh wait I read that wrong”
but now the image is in my head 8T)
[ oooh my goood. ]
[[ someday I’m going to have to make a list of my guilty crackships but in all honesty this has been one of them for a long time ]]
(Source: redsnipervassar)
offtovisityourgreatgrandmother:
How childish. Shall we adopt the poor thing?
Ì̡ ̵̸̛w̨a͟͠͏s ̴on̕l͏҉͞y҉ ̢kí̵̕n̴dĺý̴̕ ͜͜͠o̸͏ffeŕ͘͢i̶͢ng̶ LO̶͘T̀͟I͡O̷͝N̡͘,͟͝͝ ̸yo̴̧u̕r̴̛ ͠p̴̨o͢ǫ͏̛r̷͟ ҉҉w̛r͏is̵t̕s ̷͝h̡ą̨͜v͢e͠͏ ́s͠uçh ̸̵͟dr͝ỳ҉ ̵͝s͘͡k̡̀͢i͘n̵̡.̧҉
You hid under my bed.
(Source: redsnipervassar)